VadaVaka

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Hmm, think I've tried a couple of those pickup lines before. Only thing is they didn't say anything back. Just raised their hand and applied force to my cheek. Oh well, that's what you get for trying in life.

"Old." is about all I can say to those ;-)

old or familar?

My guess is that they are old AND familar to Net ;)

Of course they are... you wouldn't believe how often I've had to say those when talking to a girl (almsot wrote guy ;-) )

netniV,Feb 14 2004, 04:31 PM Wrote:Of course they are... you wouldn't believe how often I've had to say those when talking to a girl (almsot wrote guy ;-) )

you like your eggs unfertalized Net?




oh ya. . .they'd have to be old to be familiar.

Most definately.. I already fertilised too... don't need any more!

Continued...

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will your Mother mind?

Man: Hey baby, where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet.

Man: Want to go out on a date?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: What life?

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Just die then.

Man: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.

Quote:Man: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.

Lol, serious typo there, man to man?:P

Zerox,Feb 22 2004, 09:48 AM Wrote:

Quote:Man: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.

Lol, serious typo there, man to man?:P

Some men can be more womanly than a butch woman!