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This should once again confirm that the most important information in your
life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a
mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time
to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special
trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and
the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he
died.

If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
crown of grand fatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye
and said ...

"Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller"
What about a big mouth?
that doesn't matter for you anon, no matter what it looks small!:D
squish and his voyuerism.=/
shhhh

* Squish puts on grass costume


* Squish whispers

Now I'm invisible!
Squish,Oct 8 2005, 02:34 PM Wrote:shhhh

* Ichigo puts on grass costume


* Ichigo whispers

Now I'm invisible!
my gosh... you're more delusional than acid -- and he's always high on something.. quite an achievement for you:P
natural high dawg.
Squish,Oct 7 2005, 08:40 PM Wrote:that doesn't matter for you anon, no matter what it looks small!:D
better small then squishy
Zing!
[CAKE Wrote:anonymity,Oct 8 2005, 11:01 PM]
Squish,Oct 7 2005, 08:40 PM Wrote:that doesn't matter for you anon, no matter what it looks small!:D
better small then squishy
agreeeeeeeeeeed:)thats why im so lovely:wub: