04-19-2004, 07:17 PM
RECTUM STRETCHER
While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little
faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a
cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. He pulled me
over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk
we all know about, asked...... "What's your hurry?"
"I'm late for work."
"What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"A what?! A rectum stretcher?! And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the rectum, until it's about 6 feet."
And just what do you do with a six-foot ass?"
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face......Priceless
While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little
faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a
cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. He pulled me
over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk
we all know about, asked...... "What's your hurry?"
"I'm late for work."
"What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"A what?! A rectum stretcher?! And just what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work
side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the rectum, until it's about 6 feet."
And just what do you do with a six-foot ass?"
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face......Priceless