Lets write a story, 1 post= 1 line of it..i guess i'll start (and hopefully not be ending too ;))
There once was a bird by the name of Bird who was always unable to fly....
DUM DUM DUM!!!! what will happen to our hero, what challenges might it face, his/her life is in your hands!!!
soon he fell to the ground and died.
but was resurected by a preacher that had just come from a picnic in the park with his friends.
OUt of the sky came a fire breathing dragon, intent on turning the bird into a crispy fried chicken.
When the dragon got closer to the bird he noticed a strange glow like embers burning in the darkness.
The bird got horribly burned on them and died
The dragon was so moved with pity that it too died.
Freefall found the crispy bird and ate it.
Then smacked ff for eating the bird when all of a sudden he pucked something moving...
and little did he know that it was the magical pants of antioch...
that killed everything within 2 miles, and brought back anything dead within .5 miles.
STOP killing everything :angry:
shrieked the pissed off banshee.
but everything within 10 miles is used to the shrikes of a banshee
especially mean and ugly ones.
:D
* Squish runs
This banshee was kissed by a Canadian and turned into a beautiful princess, who granted the brave good looking northerner his deepest desire, to squish the squishy.:P
But it turns out that the canadian was smarthole, and he was too afraid to kill the alpha squish.
As it turns out the smarthole was not to scared to kill the alpha squish, just to busy with the princess, smarthole payed someone else to kill the squish.
That person shall remain anonymous.
for various, kill everyone around, for that reason it was freefall, and the birdy is now dead again.
Of course Freefall would easily get slapped again to eat another delicious bird.
FF did not realize that the bird was in fact a Phoenix and as it arose, FF had the worse heartburn ever.:P
But... as luck would have it, FreeBall too was a phoenix, and he combined with the little bird to make the fiery thing that we all yell, "What the...." at.