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Comeback lines for women - Gwarsbane - 02-13-2004
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Comeback lines for women - Turtle - 02-14-2004
Hmm, think I've tried a couple of those pickup lines before. Only thing is they didn't say anything back. Just raised their hand and applied force to my cheek. Oh well, that's what you get for trying in life.
Comeback lines for women - Guest - 02-14-2004
"Old." is about all I can say to those ;-)
Comeback lines for women - [CAKE]anonymity - 02-14-2004
old or familar?
Comeback lines for women - Gwarsbane - 02-14-2004
My guess is that they are old AND familar to Net ;)
Comeback lines for women - Guest - 02-14-2004
Of course they are... you wouldn't believe how often I've had to say those when talking to a girl (almsot wrote guy ;-) )
Comeback lines for women - FreeFall - 02-15-2004
netniV,Feb 14 2004, 04:31 PM Wrote:Of course they are... you wouldn't believe how often I've had to say those when talking to a girl (almsot wrote guy ;-) )you like your eggs unfertalized Net?
oh ya. . .they'd have to be old to be familiar.
Comeback lines for women - Guest - 02-16-2004
Most definately.. I already fertilised too... don't need any more!
Comeback lines for women - :/ lil face - 02-20-2004
Continued...
Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will your Mother mind?
Man: Hey baby, where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet.
Man: Want to go out on a date?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: What life?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Just die then.
Man: Havenât I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.
Comeback lines for women - Zerox - 02-22-2004
Quote:Man: Havenât I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.
Lol, serious typo there, man to man?:P
Comeback lines for women - Guest - 02-22-2004
Zerox,Feb 22 2004, 09:48 AM Wrote:Some men can be more womanly than a butch woman!Quote:Man: Havenât I seen you before?
Man: Probably, I visited the zoo last week.
Lol, serious typo there, man to man?:P