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Globalization - PIX - 04-22-2004

INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on! Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!!


Globalization - Scrye - 04-22-2004

HAHAHAHA.... i love it!!!
YAY GLOBALIZATION..... lol


Globalization - FreeFall - 04-22-2004

hey! remember canada. . it's that country right above you!


Globalization - Scrye - 04-22-2004

YEAH!!!!
how come canada isn`t involved in the little explanation?
you know.... canada made..... uummm..... velcro.... and uummm..... well.... WE GOT GOOD BEER!!!
:)


Globalization - Wanksta - 04-22-2004

But she was on Scottish whisky not on Canadian beer...:P