Quote:A Newfie  was sitting at a bar when this huge, burly American guy walks in.

As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly American bellows, "That's a karate chop from Korea."

Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan," he says. The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves.

An hour later, the Newfie comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.

With great pride, the Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Canadian Tire."