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Masturbation poll. - Guest - 12-11-2003
Open for discussion ya sickos. Just playin.
Masturbation poll. - MaGoo. - 12-11-2003
The first option owns all! *Raises his right hand*
Masturbation poll. - Guest - 12-11-2003
I dunno, ruffin that lil monkey to the verge of extinction is pretty hardcore...
Masturbation poll. - jabbahunt - 12-11-2003
last option gets this closed, sorry.
Masturbation poll. - GRITS - 12-11-2003
removed the last option....no one I know would choose that one anyhow
Masturbation poll. - Guest - 12-11-2003
That means jab can vote now:D.
Masturbation poll. - _Acid_Head_ - 12-11-2003
I JACK OFF :smurf:
Masturbation poll. - Wha? - 12-12-2003
Bah! The empty option has been edited!
(Curses! Foiled again!)
Masturbation poll. - _Acid_Head_ - 12-12-2003
It's back! I would've voted for it:(
Masturbation poll. - GRITS - 12-12-2003
Sorry that wasn't the original option, I put in something more appropriate at Trippy's request
Masturbation poll. - Knightmare - 12-12-2003
Most probably wont believe me, but i don't need to cause my girl does it all for me...
Masturbation poll. - PIX - 12-12-2003
Took me awhile to see this post....I was busy roughin the monkey as it was posted.
I wax my dolphin so much i have to wear one of those static cords around my wrist
to keep from shorting out my computer here at work.:lol:
Funny story:
I went to the doctor last year to get info on getting a vascectomy. They give you a nice
cartoon procedure manual on what to expect. When you have the procedure and heal up
after a week, you have to spank it 30 times to flush out your radiator. On the last time, you
have to bring in a sample to the office so they can do a sperm count. I asked them if I could
get a doctor's note to give to my boss saying that I had to do this at work for my medical procedure.
The doctor wasn't amused. I chickened out however, because I was embarrassed at the thought of
some big Ugandan nurse shaving my privates and me getting a woody during the process.
Am I wrong?? :wacko:
Masturbation poll. - fritoman - 12-12-2003
you would think that the thought of getting your nutsack cut open would keep you from getting a woody but maybe not :P
Masturbation poll. - Guest - 12-13-2003
Knightmare, im not calling you a liar, but no matter how much PT your getting sometimes your girl isnt gonna be there for you 24/7, and if she is, damn your lucky.
Masturbation poll. - g-boy - 12-14-2003
I couldn't go for the extinction option because the description of "lil" monkey wouldn't be entirely accurate.
I don't know who lies about masturbation? I think women have a tendency to not mention it, but guys are very open. I'm good for at least once a day, and been at about that pace for five years. It of course varies on my mood and how busy I am. And if guys don't masturbate (religious reasons usually), they will have it done in their sleep for them. Physiologically speaking, we need to release. It's just more fun to do it ourselves :D
Masturbation poll. - Wha? - 12-14-2003
A study (done in Australia I believe) found that masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer.
Masturbation poll. - jabbahunt - 12-14-2003
yea, prostate, that's why, and we also only read the articles in playboy.
Masturbation poll. - Guest - 12-15-2003
Go masturbation!
Masturbation poll. - :/ lil face - 12-20-2003
btw, I was the first one to vote for the "yes I am a guy and masturbate" !
wheres my cookie? -_-