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Heh. - Turtle - 04-29-2004
Subject: Dear Mom ...
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and
sees a letter over the bed. With the worst
premonition, she reads it, with trembling
hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
&nbs! p; piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said
that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll
be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us
with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may wa! nt.
; In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the
AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know
how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Amanda
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I
just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life
! ; than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...
I love you!
Heh. - Gwarsbane - 04-29-2004
thats cruel.. I love it:)
Heh. - Guest - 04-29-2004
if it were me i would get in more trouble for writing that note than for getting the b-g's
Heh. - [CAKE]anonymity - 04-30-2004
That is quite funny. Too bad i had to find out about it after graduation.
Heh. - fritokid - 05-01-2004
nice post turtle kind of funny:D