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Texas chili - fritoman - 05-31-2005 Subject: Texas Chili This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't goin to eat that, mind if I do"? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead". Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight is shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too." Texas chili - [CAKE]anonymity - 06-01-2005 Reminds me of a Mcdonalds commercial. Texas chili - Slasher186 - 06-01-2005 LOL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Texas chili - Gragoon - 06-01-2005 omg lol..reminds me of a McDonnalds visit |