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your duck is dead - fritoman - 01-09-2006
A women brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the women and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably a dead duck.
With that, the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, $150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!
READY?
"The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
your duck is dead - Dragonforce - 01-09-2006
Um...........but I'm MrDucklover too
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A DEAD DUCK???????
:-(
I love them and I got one for Christmas (the girlfriend stuffed it and put in a love bead)....I'll post a pic later.
your duck is dead - smartass - 01-09-2006
My mom works at a vets office. It would be more than 150 bucks:P
your duck is dead - CloudFuel - 01-09-2006
Man... I thought something happened to DRAGONFORCE (DUCKLOVER) for a second there.... whew...:(
your duck is dead - GRITS - 01-09-2006
I actually thought someone lost MrDuckLover KE account:lol:
your duck is dead - Squish - 01-09-2006
meh, guess i have no imagination, thought it was just going to be a joke.
OFF TOPIC:
Grits, got enough boxes under your name?