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STANDARD DUMBASS REPLY FORM
#1
as found on the TS forums:
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STANDARD DUMBASS REPLY FORM (version 1.0 Hornet331 modified)
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(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:

Sammael

You are A:

[ ] Llama
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[x] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Stereotypical AOLer
[ ] Freak
[ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] A so called "Expert"
[ ] Pool of Slime
[ ] Redneck
[ ] Shameless Punk
[ ] Two Dollar *****
[ ] Twit
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Waste of Skin
[ ] Steriotypical American follower of President Bush
[ ] Homophobe
[ ] Religous Zelot
[ ] CS-Player

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You are a perpetual n00b
[ ] You lied on the sign-up form saying you are 13 or older
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a "False Advertisement" post.
[ ] You posted something involving legal crap.
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread (applies to other threads)
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a racist message
[ ] You posted an "I'm leaving" topic, only to return a week later
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/server/website is ****
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You made a baseless assertion
[x] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You're a heartless, braindead waste of space.
[ ] You insist that cheating is always the answer to your problems
[ ] You claim the US is a big bully trying to take on "poor innocent little countries/people"
[ ] You support the terrorist actions
[ ] You support the Islamic Extremists and their "Holy War"
[ ] You are Bin Laden in disguise
[ ] You support the Taliban.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Refrain from talking until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Crack your reproductive organs in a vice.
[ ] Shove filthy syringes underneath your fingernails until they hit bone.
[ ] Dig your fillings out of your teeth with an ice pick
[ ] Chew on old tetanus infected barbed wire until the blood froths at your lips, then rinse your mouth out with boric acid
[ ] Go dive into a dumpster full of medical waste.
[ ] Leave this message board. For real this time.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's fat/stupid/ugly/on the game etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[x] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above

Thank you and have a nice day
Hornet331
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#2
Why is there an "All of the above" when it says "check all boxes that apply"?
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#3
so I dont get tired of checking the boxes... I mean they, they dont get tired of checking the boxes.

frito
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#4
just to see if your paying attention....
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