Dating / Pick ups

[Slasher186]

lol funny thread guys :lol:

you can try to win them over with your charm and wit, but if you're in a hurry... be polite, smile, introduce yourself, then whisper in her ear that you're hung like a horse. Works like a charm ^_^

If they don't respond properly, offer to prove it...if that doesn't work, use force! :angry:

Lil face taught me the grounds for life :D

[Annatar]

Send your small army of evil minions to go and kidnap someone suitable from the village below your castle.

Either that or wait for a coach to conveniently break down just outside the drawbridge.

Alternatively when the angry mob turns up to hunt you down look for a pretty face and invite her to kill you personally. You never know, it might just develop into a love/hate relationship.

[[CAKE]anonymity]

Ya Im still waiting for the womens volleyball team bus to break down infront of my house.