German politicians tell men to have more sex

[FuzzyShoting]

BERLIN - Conservative politicians are urging German men to have more sex to boost birth rates or risk being labeled “limp” abroad, a newspaper reported on Friday.

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Johannes Singhammer, a member of parliament and father of six, said Germany’s aging population needed to produce more offspring to sustain its overstretched pensions system.

“Children are our future,” Singhammer told Germany’s Bild newspaper. “Germans need to work more on that again in bed. Things mustn’t get to the stage where German men are scoffed at abroad for being limp.”

His words were echoed by fellow conservative Armin Klein, who said Germans had become too selfish.

“We need to have the courage to have sex and take the consequences,” said Klein, who has two children. “People concentrating on themselves, which has led to a life without children for many, has gone wrong.”

Germany will have the world’s oldest population by 2035, according to a report in Germany’s Der Spiegel weekly.

[FreeFall]

haha. . it will be a hard chore to accomplish. They better bone up on their reproduction skills.

[FuzzyShoting]

Guess the german players will be out for some days in need of their country:D

[Wanksta]

*packs his bags cuz its time to go on a vacation*B)

[[CAKE]anonymity]

* [CAKE]anonymity hands wank a mini skirt.

[Annatar]

* Annatar reminds wank that condoms are now a no no.

* Annatar predicts an outburst of gonhorrea in germany.

looks like the german players will be out for longer than they think.....

[FreeFall]

* FreeFall ummm just wanted to type /me!!! blahaha! victorious!

[Olbest]

no germans replyed yet.

don't look at me for that:D

[FuzzyShoting]

GErmans have some of the wieredest porn I've ever seen! How can they be an aging populous?:P

Just found this comment to the news LOL.... and its true..... ermmmm :blsh:

[Squish]

hmm... one song is just stickin out in my mind right now.... "2 girls for every guy" *starts packing bags*

[Olbest]

wanna come here to help us making kids? :lol: