Christmas Thread

[FuzzyShoting]

25 ways to annoy during X-mas

1.Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring
one into the room, scream bloody murder and trash on the floor.

2 Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa’s lap. Refuse to get off.

3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you’re wearing it.

4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa
Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town...”

5. Hang mistle-toe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the
room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.

6. Hang a stocking with your roommates name on it. Collect coal and sharp
objects in it. If s/he asks, say “you’ve been very naughty this year.”

7. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you
never get to join in on the reindeer games.

8. Make conversation out of Christmas Carols (I.E. “You know, I saw
mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistle-toe last night.”

9. Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow.

10. Sing: “All I want for Christmas is my roommate’s two front teeth...”

11. Give your roommate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song.

12. Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When
it doesn’t come to life, cry hysterically “it didn’t work!”

13. Whip your roommate screaming “now Dasher, now Dancer, now Donner,
and Blitzen, etc.”

14. Tear down all your roommate’s Christmas decorations yelling “Bah
Humbug!”

15. Wake up every morning screaming “Ghost of Christmas Future, please
have mercy on my soul!”

16. Tell your roommate you’re moving out. Santa’s buying you a house on
34th Street.

17. Pin a poinsettia to your lapel.

18. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.

19. Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate’s friends “give
it a yank.”

20. Ring jingle bells maniacally saying “every time a bell rings an angel gets
his wings.”

21. Stand in front of the mirror reciting “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”
over and over in your underwear.

22. Smoke mistle-toe. Do what comes naturally.

23. Watch your roommate when s/he is sleeping. When s/he wakes up sing,
“he sees you when you’re sleeping ...”

24. Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When your
roommate asks, tell him/her “I had to let them stay here, there’s no room at
the inn.”

25. When your roommate goes to the bathroom, rearrange his/her possessions.
Tell your roommate that Santa’s elves must have done it.

[PuNkGirL]

LOL Good stuff!

[FuzzyShoting]

Santa is coming to town!

[fritoman]

:P

[Annatar]

22. Smoke mistle-toe. Do what comes naturally.

Die? I thought that stuff was poisonous....

btw dont try to smoke ivy. Ive seen it happen and its not pretty. No known data on holly, althougth its almost certainly been tried.

26. Hang outside Santas Grotto in a busy store, in a tattered santa outfit shouting "repent sinners for the end is NIGH!!" Or is that just my warped sense of humour?

[FuzzyShoting]

Stay warm!

[FreeFall]

:P

got that card from co-workers at my christmas party. it's a good one.

[GRITS]

Wal-Mart is a huge department store with just about everything. It gets really crowded and crazy during the holiday. Some people have to drag their significant others to go shopping with them even tho they hate shopping. So .....
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from"Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[_Acid_Head_]

:ghost:

[Gragoon]

hua....christmas is really funny...at least it could be:D

[FuzzyShoting]

Wuho... its christmas day! (at least here:P)


HAPPY x-mas to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

[Gragoon]

YEEEEHAAAA.....merry christmas!!!! (we celebrate the evening of the 24th not the morning of the 25th)

I wish u all a very nice christmasday today/tomorrow and a happy and healthy new year..have fun...and last but not least lots od presents :D

[NITRO!]

Yea, merry christmas to everyone!:)

[Wanksta]

merry christmas to you all, and to all us tonight (repeat in the same tone used for "merry christmas to all, and to all a good night')...i have way to much time on my hands...:monkey:

[Chentvin]

Cherry Mistmas..err Merry Christmas!

[fritoman]

I wont be around tommorro so i will say this today....I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and they get to spend it will there loved ones and if you cant then keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

Merry Christmas everyone :D

[FuzzyShoting]

* FuzzyShoting slaps anyone that havent wrote merry christmas around a bit with a large trout!

[GRITS]

Happy Holidays Everyone:wub:

[Gwarsbane]

Happy holidays

[Tizod14]

well since this is the xmas thread i guess i'll say it here. Just wanted to say merry xmas to all you game addicts. I wont be on for a week as we are going out of state....but new years day i'll need a rico fix so hope to see some of you then....PEACE <3

[[CAKE]anonymity]

Merry christmas. I sure hope none of you get locked in the jingle jail.

[Turtle]

Merry Christmas everybody. Hope all of you are having a wonderful time. I got a lump of coal. Imagine that.

[MorningStar]

Happy holidays :thumb:

[FreeFall]

happy holidays to all! especially me because i got hl2 for christmas:P

[skI]

w000:Dsry i guess im a lil late to say merry xmas so umm O_O i hope everyone had a merry xmas and makes some new years changes for next year:)

i know mine...the whole next year...i dont plan on eating any chicken O_O what so ever lol:P...i heard it helps with eyesight...and you know they say causes your eyes to go bad...so i figure they should cancel each other out right?:P

[Olbest]

w000:Dsry i guess im a lil late to say merry xmas so umm O_O i hope everyone had a merry xmas and makes some new years changes for next year:)

same:D