Best Breakup letter

[Gwarsbane]

I have no idea if this is real or not, but damn its funny LOL

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............



The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

[Blazed]

lol that made my day :lol::lol::lol:

[NITRO!]

Hahaha! What a "nice" soldier:lol:

[PuNkGirL]

Actually that story has been circulating around the army for years. There is another that also gets said quite frequently.

A Soldier in Iraq recieves a video cassette tape and a box of cookies.  While he is passing around the cookies to all his fellow soldiers, he pops in the video cassette tape and starts to watch.  At first it is a video of his wife/girlfriend (depends on who is telling the story) saying how much she misses him and that she can't wait for him to come home.  Then suddenly it cuts to his kitchen with this guy with no pants on spanking the monkey into a bowl of cookie batter.  Then the camera pans up to his wife/girlfriend again and she says "This is for sleeping around on me while you were in Korea!"

note: Korea is a post that you deploy to for one year, but your wife doesn't go with you. Needless to say its easy to hook up with ***I'm Stupid for Swearing***s over there.

[DragonLady23]

LOLOLOL PUNKGIRL

[=Scope=]

Lol that is funny as heck but it probaly is made up. But you never know.

[jabbahunt]

I doubt either are made up. Seen it all before.

[[CAKE]anonymity]

first hand jabba?

I'll let you interpret that hand comment anyway you wish.

[PuNkGirL]

Hey even the military has Urban Legends. I don't believe either one actually happened. Especially since everytime i hear either story, it always starts like this: "A friend of a friend of mine who was stationed at ft. <insert post that you currently aren't at> went to..."