another NAME GAME

[GRITS]

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if
we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it here
You can use your real name since no one will be able to back trace it

We have taken liberties with the list from the children’s book:
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor
Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name :

a = camping
b = lagging
c = sloopy
d = spamming
e = fragging
f = gaming
g = complaining
h = nerdy
i = dorky
j = falling
k = pwning
l = throwing
m = shooting
n = aiming
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = jumping
r = hacking
s = snooty
t = ub3r
u = tipsy
v = sneezy
w = ph34ring
x = skippy
y = leet
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name

a = disc
b = shotgun
c = pistol
d = powerup
e = chicken
f = rat
g = cat
h = spam
i = bluescreen
j = monkey
k = rush
l = geek
m = bubble
n = turtle
o = potty
p = hamster
q = AFK
r = joystick
s = lickin
t = keyboard
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = mouse
x = cyber
y = gorilla
z = e-penis

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = awper
c = whipper
d = thrower
e = runner
f = slave
g = bot
h = terrorist
i = counter-terrorist
j = r0x0r
k = exploit
l = god
m = specialist
n = spammer
o = killer
p = tk'er
q = bug
r = crasher
s = cheater
t = sniffer
u = pita
v = hax0r
w = n00b
x = hoarder
y = decapper
z = lagger

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:

Fluffy Chucklecheater.

and I can now be called Hacking Pottygod

[Miagi]

Snooty Geekgod:o

[Slasher186]

Throwing Chucklecrasher.

[enzymo]

Nerdy Chucklerunner

[smartass]

Hacking Diskcrasher...

Not realy sure what that means


Edit: Miagi's is the best

[Noose]

Shooting DiskButt

LOL rico anyone?

[Dragonforce]

Snooty Chuckle Spammer!

[Power and Glory]

Ub3r Chickengod B)

[Dragonforce]

My girlfriend got fragging chicken god....and my does she love her chicken


KFC~!

[Gragoon]

pwning discwhipper -_-

[Iluvatar]

hacking spambutt - hmpf i always pull the short straw

[SNOWDAWG]

Shooting Chucklespecialist :wacko:

[Squish]

Aiming Pottyrunner


w....t...f...mate.

[[CAKE]anonymity]

hacking pottythrower

[the_bee52]

Nerdy chickensniffer

[zig]

dorky joystickdecapper

[Annatar]

Hacking Discwhipper

hmmm a bit of everyone elses name

[CowEater]

Fragging Pottypita W00t

[Squish]

lol... anyone know what pita means in polish?

[Scrye]

Scrye = Camping Chicken Runner
DragonLady = Ub3r Potty Killer

[NITRO!]

Hacking Joystick-Killer:wacko::wacko::wacko:

[NITRO!]

arf! Can neither edit nor delete.

and I can now be called Hacking Pottygod

GRITS is a liar!:P(third letter of first name is an I, not a R)

[Dragonforce]

Real name??

Maybe??


Wonder what it is?



* Dragonforce computes name options

[CloudFuel]

I am.... Camping ChuckleGod :-)

[FreeFall]

Leet Potty-n00b.. uh..it's not true :ph34r:

[Zerox]

Sloopy Spamrunner :o

GRITS is a liar! tongue.gif (third letter of first name is an I, not a R)

Her name is Anita :)

[fritoman]

Aiming TurtlerunnerB)

[chochochum]

shooting joystick runner, :o