Oh man, this website could provide me at least 30 mins of material for a stand-up routine. On the calendar:
"We Like 'Em Hot" Movie and Hot Dog Night at 6:30PM. - 'Nuff said.
Deck of Cards Night at 7:00PM. (Bring your own deck.) - Now, since strip poker is decidedly not plausible, would you play a game of dress-up poker? "Oh you won't get away with just putting a sock on... that bra is going on!"
Super Bowl Party - The irony of naked men watching something in which men are more dressed up than you will ever see normally.
Mardi Gras Pot Luck Dinner & Dance - Do those Mardi Gras necklaces count as clothing? What if there is an overweight french woman named Tuesday, won't she get offended? As for the dancing... I'm hoping the DJ doesn't play "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang.
Board of Directors Meeting - That image is just disturbing.
Fools Movie & Hot Potato Night - wtf?
Set up your booth and sell your stuff. - Well there you go.
Children's Activities
Saturday - 9:00AM - 1:00PM Golf Wash Fundraiser
1:00PM - 3:00PM Pool Games arranged by Clown Shelby - A naked clown??? Are they TRYING to traumatize these kids?
If you're delivering a speech, should you still imagine everyone in their underwear if you are nervous?
Members, visitors, and guests are expected to remain nude while on Club grounds unless their is a logical reason for being dressed. - Gee, what possible logical reasons are there for being dressed... um... because it's NORMAL!
Everyone must always sit on their own towel - Thank God!!!
Owners must always pick up after their pets - Do the pets have to be nude as well?
Gawking, abusive language, violence, sexual activity, and genital jewelry are prohibited - What if you are gawking at a beautiful plant, and a woman happens to walk into your line of sight? Poor bastard... and I just love the phrase "genital jewelry."
And what is with the photos page? This is a nudist camp, is it not?
I am amazed that many people said "yes" on the poll. We're not talking about a weekend at the Playboy Mansion here... I live in a clothed society, and I am not ashamed to say I'd feel uncomfortable in a place where dudes just let it hang, and I'd have to risk seeing old people naked.
"We Like 'Em Hot" Movie and Hot Dog Night at 6:30PM. - 'Nuff said.
Deck of Cards Night at 7:00PM. (Bring your own deck.) - Now, since strip poker is decidedly not plausible, would you play a game of dress-up poker? "Oh you won't get away with just putting a sock on... that bra is going on!"
Super Bowl Party - The irony of naked men watching something in which men are more dressed up than you will ever see normally.
Mardi Gras Pot Luck Dinner & Dance - Do those Mardi Gras necklaces count as clothing? What if there is an overweight french woman named Tuesday, won't she get offended? As for the dancing... I'm hoping the DJ doesn't play "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang.
Board of Directors Meeting - That image is just disturbing.
Fools Movie & Hot Potato Night - wtf?
Set up your booth and sell your stuff. - Well there you go.
Children's Activities
Saturday - 9:00AM - 1:00PM Golf Wash Fundraiser
1:00PM - 3:00PM Pool Games arranged by Clown Shelby - A naked clown??? Are they TRYING to traumatize these kids?
If you're delivering a speech, should you still imagine everyone in their underwear if you are nervous?
Members, visitors, and guests are expected to remain nude while on Club grounds unless their is a logical reason for being dressed. - Gee, what possible logical reasons are there for being dressed... um... because it's NORMAL!
Everyone must always sit on their own towel - Thank God!!!
Owners must always pick up after their pets - Do the pets have to be nude as well?
Gawking, abusive language, violence, sexual activity, and genital jewelry are prohibited - What if you are gawking at a beautiful plant, and a woman happens to walk into your line of sight? Poor bastard... and I just love the phrase "genital jewelry."
And what is with the photos page? This is a nudist camp, is it not?
I am amazed that many people said "yes" on the poll. We're not talking about a weekend at the Playboy Mansion here... I live in a clothed society, and I am not ashamed to say I'd feel uncomfortable in a place where dudes just let it hang, and I'd have to risk seeing old people naked.