08-15-2003, 03:29 PM
well, in that first one, the man is clearly drunk. for one, he's peering through two seemingly unmarked bottles. we are to assume they are some Coca Cola product, but i think it's safe to say that it's booze. the broad, then, is likely not as attractive as in the picture. it's possibly his wife, and she is possibly pregnant with the 4th creten, er, child. and he's not at the beach. he's probably at a bar, having a family outing. yes, he's truly peering through beer-goggles. ;)