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[fritoman]

Subject: Coffee
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>
> > A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
> coffee
> > each morning.
> >
> > The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
> > don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
> >
> > The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you
> > should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
> coffee."
> >
> > Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that
> the
> > man should do the coffee!"
> >
> > Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
> >
> > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at
> the
> > top of several pages, that it indeed says .......
> >
> >
> > "HEBREWS"