Jumps Lingo

[[CAKE]rUsh]

I did a little field research, and no ordinary method of jumping would yeild acceptable results. However, with a small amount of logic, I reasoned why it would never work under ordinary circumstances. Simple really.
Here's a few clues:

• A)A²+B²=C² is which famous theorem?<>
  
• B)In what kind of triangle is this true?<>
  
• C)What does the C represent?<>
  
• D)In the acronym &quot;SOHCAHTOA&quot; what does the &quot;SOH&quot; stand for?<>
  
• E)Given the inequality Sin45/(opposite) &gt; (hypotenuse)Sin45, state which side is larger.<>
  
• F)What does that number represent?<>
  
• G)If triangle ABC is an isosceles triangle, in which side A = 3cm, side B = 3cm, and angle c = 90° what is the length of the hypotenuse?<>
  [st]Alright, I'll add this lame spoiler in so nobody can complain this is obscure.
  • H)Mike is on a bike going due South, and is at the edge of a gorge. Mike is an expert at jumping gorges on his bike, and can jump 3m at his present speed. The gorge is 4m wide. What happens to Mike?<>
    [st]-Your friendly neighbourhood cynic

lets see we have

A) Pygathorian
B)Right
C)Hypotanus
D)Sin=opposite/hypotenus
E)Hmm 1/H &gt; O indeterminant since H could be fractional
F)What Number?
G)0cm
H)Splat

I can do math but i can't spell so no complaints about what i called these sides of the triangles