I woke up this morning with a huge hangover.
I had to force myself to even open my eyes and there on the end table was 3 aspirins and a glass of water.
At the foot of the bed were my clothes all neatly pressed and the rest of the house was spotless.
I take the aspirins and notice a note on the table"Honey, there's pancakes and eggs on the stove, and fresh
coffee, I left early to go shopping, love you."
I went in the kitchen and sure enough there is breakfast and even the paper. My son was sitting at the table eating, so I asked him,
"Son what happened last night"
he said " Well, you came home after 3 a.m. drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you ran into the door.
Really confused, I asked him, "So why is everything so nice this morning"
My son said "Oh that. Mom drug you into bed, and when she was trying to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady leave me alone, I'm married" :thinkey:
I had to force myself to even open my eyes and there on the end table was 3 aspirins and a glass of water.
At the foot of the bed were my clothes all neatly pressed and the rest of the house was spotless.
I take the aspirins and notice a note on the table"Honey, there's pancakes and eggs on the stove, and fresh
coffee, I left early to go shopping, love you."
I went in the kitchen and sure enough there is breakfast and even the paper. My son was sitting at the table eating, so I asked him,
"Son what happened last night"
he said " Well, you came home after 3 a.m. drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black eye when you ran into the door.
Really confused, I asked him, "So why is everything so nice this morning"
My son said "Oh that. Mom drug you into bed, and when she was trying to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady leave me alone, I'm married" :thinkey: