11-24-2003, 03:20 AM
A travelling salesman visits Waxahachie, Texas and sees a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan."
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring.
There, spot-lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to the table is an old retired cowboy.
Suddenly, the old cowboy unzips his pants, whips out a huge member and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texas is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later, the salesman visits Waxahachie, Texas again and sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan."
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his feat, so he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts though, three coconuts are placed on the t! able.
The Texan stands before the table and then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the Texan,....
"my eyes ain't what they used to be."
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring.
There, spot-lit in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to the table is an old retired cowboy.
Suddenly, the old cowboy unzips his pants, whips out a huge member and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texas is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later, the salesman visits Waxahachie, Texas again and sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan."
He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his feat, so he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts though, three coconuts are placed on the t! able.
The Texan stands before the table and then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the Texan,....
"my eyes ain't what they used to be."