12-01-2003, 05:54 PM
Im sure youve all heard this one, trying to keep it PC here though, have to admit, GB some of that shit made me literally laugh out loud. Anywho
Duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender "got any duckfood?" Bartender looks at him oddly and says "what does this look like, a petstore? Buy something or get out."
Next day, duck walks back into bar and asks again "Bartender, do you have any duckfood?" The bartender looks at him as if hes insane and replies "Look i don't have any duckfood, now get out."
Third day duck goes back, again, he asks "Hey bartender, got any duckfood?" This time the bartender replies "Look here 'duck' if you come back again and ask for anymore duck food im gonna take a hammer and nail your balls into that stool."
Fourth day duck goes back in, asks the bartender "Hey bartender, got a hammer?" Bartender replies "well, no." Duck asks "Got any nails?" Bartender again replies "Well no, why would I?" Duck says "Well then, you got any duck food?"
Stupid kids joke:P, wanted to make it spicier but nah.
Duck walks into a bar, asks the bartender "got any duckfood?" Bartender looks at him oddly and says "what does this look like, a petstore? Buy something or get out."
Next day, duck walks back into bar and asks again "Bartender, do you have any duckfood?" The bartender looks at him as if hes insane and replies "Look i don't have any duckfood, now get out."
Third day duck goes back, again, he asks "Hey bartender, got any duckfood?" This time the bartender replies "Look here 'duck' if you come back again and ask for anymore duck food im gonna take a hammer and nail your balls into that stool."
Fourth day duck goes back in, asks the bartender "Hey bartender, got a hammer?" Bartender replies "well, no." Duck asks "Got any nails?" Bartender again replies "Well no, why would I?" Duck says "Well then, you got any duck food?"
Stupid kids joke:P, wanted to make it spicier but nah.