I tried to play police last night.

[Wha?]

I would load up on non-lethal munitions, like rubber bullets and tasers, etc. That way you don't find yourself caught up in a million miles of red tape. Besides, rubber bullets hurt more, and a taser (get one of those ranged ones) hurts full body.

So, PIX, you did grab the plate number and report it to the real police, right?