12-20-2003, 10:42 PM
I totally agree about people clapping. What's the point? It's not like there's anybody there to say thank you or anything. I've decided to take action to preserve our precious society by punishing those who expend emotion without somebody there to accept it. Smile at a good memory? BAM! Kicked in the teeth. Chuckle at a funny rejoinder in a conversation you aren't part of? KAPOW! Baseball bat to the kneecap. Laugh out loud at soemthing online, on tv, or in a movie? BANG! Bullet to the groin. Look dejected at a funereal? FOOM! Skin burned off with napalm. And if you cry at that funereal? Oh, god help you if you cry.