05-28-2004, 10:11 PM
What about that one awesome one? i think yr dad told it to me, reinth.
There's a cop sitting in his favorite spot for checking speeds. It has been a few hours, and he has let a lot of people go by, because he is really waiting for the big one. Not just for the money, but for the fun of it as well. Just then, some punk 18 year old who thinks he knows everything comes flying by, going atleast 50 over the speed limit. The cop flips on his sirens and begins pursuit. When the kid finally pulls over, the cop takes his sweet time walking over.
"I've been waiting for someone like you all day." he said, with a certain amount of arrogance.
The boy's response: "Well, I came as fast as I could!"
and here's another story. Reinth's brother was once caught doing 108 in a 35 (in the car that I now own). He was on his way to some vacation spot in the mountains, and was caught in some little town that he passed through. After his vacation he drove back through that town where they had scheduled the court date for him. After all was said and done, it was pleaded down to "Driving with a Broken Tail Light", which is like, an 80 dollar fine.
There's a cop sitting in his favorite spot for checking speeds. It has been a few hours, and he has let a lot of people go by, because he is really waiting for the big one. Not just for the money, but for the fun of it as well. Just then, some punk 18 year old who thinks he knows everything comes flying by, going atleast 50 over the speed limit. The cop flips on his sirens and begins pursuit. When the kid finally pulls over, the cop takes his sweet time walking over.
"I've been waiting for someone like you all day." he said, with a certain amount of arrogance.
The boy's response: "Well, I came as fast as I could!"
and here's another story. Reinth's brother was once caught doing 108 in a 35 (in the car that I now own). He was on his way to some vacation spot in the mountains, and was caught in some little town that he passed through. After his vacation he drove back through that town where they had scheduled the court date for him. After all was said and done, it was pleaded down to "Driving with a Broken Tail Light", which is like, an 80 dollar fine.