If you were Bill Gates

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i would buy cornwall and give it to the cornish so they stop moaning. You americans/ northerners wont understand that, but im fed up with some random 60yr olds being periodically wheeled out to prove that cornish still exists as a language, they should have their own parliment etc etc etc. With the remaining money i might just be able to afford a night out at one of those stupidly expensive nightclubs in london.

Oh, and i would get a load of £50 notes and give them to random beggers just for the sake of it.