04-06-2003, 10:52 PM
Here's a varying group.
Yo mama's so fat, to **** her you gotta kick her in the a** and ride the wave in.
Virginity like balloon. One prick, all gone...
Sex at age 60 is like playing pool with a rope.
Sex is like air. It's only important if you're not getting any.
Sex is like poker. You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.
How do you fit 4 homosexual guys on 1 stool? *shudder*
How do you get a one-armed Aggy(if you don't know, oh well. I like blondes;)) out of a tree? Wave to him.
A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender turns out to be quite the inventor. He asks the guy...
BT - "Hey, would you like to try out this new invention I've created?"
Bored, the man agrees. The bartender goes into the back room and returns with an apple.
He hands it to the man and tells him to take a bite, so he does.
G - "Amazing! This tastes just like vodka!"
BT - "Yeah I know! But taste the other end."
G - "Oh WOW! Just like orange juice! A screw driver apple?!"
The bartender nods, brings out another apple and hands it to him.
BT - "Here, I've been working a long time on this type."
G - "Oh my god!!! This tastes like...like...CRAP!! What the heck did you give me?!?!"
The bartender grins evilly and responds, "don't worry about it man. Taste the other end."
;)
Yo mama's so fat, to **** her you gotta kick her in the a** and ride the wave in.
Virginity like balloon. One prick, all gone...
Sex at age 60 is like playing pool with a rope.
Sex is like air. It's only important if you're not getting any.
Sex is like poker. You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.
How do you fit 4 homosexual guys on 1 stool? *shudder*
How do you get a one-armed Aggy(if you don't know, oh well. I like blondes;)) out of a tree? Wave to him.
A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender turns out to be quite the inventor. He asks the guy...
BT - "Hey, would you like to try out this new invention I've created?"
Bored, the man agrees. The bartender goes into the back room and returns with an apple.
He hands it to the man and tells him to take a bite, so he does.
G - "Amazing! This tastes just like vodka!"
BT - "Yeah I know! But taste the other end."
G - "Oh WOW! Just like orange juice! A screw driver apple?!"
The bartender nods, brings out another apple and hands it to him.
BT - "Here, I've been working a long time on this type."
G - "Oh my god!!! This tastes like...like...CRAP!! What the heck did you give me?!?!"
The bartender grins evilly and responds, "don't worry about it man. Taste the other end."
;)