Happy 4th of July

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I went to see some friends of mine set off $200 worth of firey fun last night. Quite impressive, and quite loud. What better way to ring in the independence day than with some semi-illegal fun (of course, I'm sure if the cops had even bothered to show up, they probably would have been like "Try to keep it down, and happy 4th." I really doubt they would have handed out like 20 tickets for "Explosive display of patriotism.").