08-24-2004, 11:47 AM
ooooh political ones...
Patrolling the mean streets of Basra, troops found a british soldier and an iraqi insurgent lying side by side in the road, both badly injured. As the medic patches him up, they ask the british soldier what happened :-
"Me and the terrorist saw each other at the same time. We were pointing our guns at each other, and i shouted 'SADDAM HUSSEIN IS A ^&*%$!!
"He replied 'GEORGE BUSH IS A *£$%!!' We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Or is that too english.....
Patrolling the mean streets of Basra, troops found a british soldier and an iraqi insurgent lying side by side in the road, both badly injured. As the medic patches him up, they ask the british soldier what happened :-
"Me and the terrorist saw each other at the same time. We were pointing our guns at each other, and i shouted 'SADDAM HUSSEIN IS A ^&*%$!!
"He replied 'GEORGE BUSH IS A *£$%!!' We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Or is that too english.....
EEEEXCEELLEEEEEEENNT!!