03-10-2005, 09:28 AM
Actually that story has been circulating around the army for years. There is another that also gets said quite frequently.
note: Korea is a post that you deploy to for one year, but your wife doesn't go with you. Needless to say its easy to hook up with ***I'm Stupid for Swearing***s over there.
Quote:A Soldier in Iraq recieves a video cassette tape and a box of cookies. While he is passing around the cookies to all his fellow soldiers, he pops in the video cassette tape and starts to watch. At first it is a video of his wife/girlfriend (depends on who is telling the story) saying how much she misses him and that she can't wait for him to come home. Then suddenly it cuts to his kitchen with this guy with no pants on spanking the monkey into a bowl of cookie batter. Then the camera pans up to his wife/girlfriend again and she says "This is for sleeping around on me while you were in Korea!"
note: Korea is a post that you deploy to for one year, but your wife doesn't go with you. Needless to say its easy to hook up with ***I'm Stupid for Swearing***s over there.