04-05-2005, 03:56 PM
Quote:Two tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were
approaching Shubenacadie, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they
stood at the counter, one tourist asked the female employee, "Before
we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The waitress leaned over the counter and said,
"Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttoooonnnssss"