Why you shouldn't drink in excess amounts

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heh rule 1: dont let youre friends force stuff down you
rule 2: even if you have thrown up already drink a load of water and have a doughnut or a sandwich before sleep
rule 3: if confronted with the error of your ways later on, claim you dont remember. Whever or not you actually do. It saves having to explain things.
rule 4: always make sure theres someone more sober than you to sort things out. I remember a particular episode where i was searching high and low for my house keys until a good friend got me to check my pockets.
rule 5: get the friends mother some flowers when apologising.
rule 6: sadly, there is no magic cure for a hangover.

Oh and pique try throwing up on the biggest, nastiest looking skinhead in a nightclub. that was fun.