Oh yes and the people who order a liqueur coffee and look blank when you ask exactly what liquer they want in it. I know that one too.
Generally the answer to people who just order beer is to point at the cheapest brand name lager you have on pump and ask if that'll do. 9 times out of ten they won't even look at it before they say its fine. Wine, however, is trickier.
@Gragoon: never heard of white wine and coke but if we get german tourists in they'll sometimes order red wine with a splash of coke.
Generally the answer to people who just order beer is to point at the cheapest brand name lager you have on pump and ask if that'll do. 9 times out of ten they won't even look at it before they say its fine. Wine, however, is trickier.
@Gragoon: never heard of white wine and coke but if we get german tourists in they'll sometimes order red wine with a splash of coke.
EEEEXCEELLEEEEEEENNT!!