05-21-2003, 04:08 PM
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole in the ground, when her
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you doing,there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've
just buried
him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat."
neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you doing,there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've
just buried
him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat."