06-06-2003, 10:16 AM
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my 16 year old sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself.
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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, ?Hey Tim, what're you in for??
?I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,? said Tim.
?Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!?
?Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. ?That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for??
?I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,? Sammy answered.
?Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!?
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my 16 year old sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself.
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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, ?Hey Tim, what're you in for??
?I'm getting my tonsils out -- I'm a little worried,? said Tim.
?Oh don't worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!?
?Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. ?That's not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for??
?I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,? Sammy answered.
?Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!?