Jokes

[PuNkGirL]

3 men died and went to heaven. When they got there St. Peter was standing at the gate and he says to them. "Before you get in, you must each tell me how faithful you have been to your wives."

So the first one steps up to St. Peter and says "I only cheated on my wife 2 times." St. Peter then nods and says ok. Then a Dodge Neon rolls up and St. Peter says "This vehicle is yours for all eternity since you cheated on her twice."

The Second guy nervousily steps up to St. Peter and says "I cheated on her 6 times..."
Peter then nods and a beat up el camino rolls up and he says "This is your vehicle for the rest of eternity since you cheated on your wife 6 times."

Finally, the third guy smiles and proudly steps up to Peter and says "I have been faithful during our ENTIRE relationship!"
Peter smiles and nods and a REALLY nice Lamborgini Diablo rolls up. he then says "This is your reward for faithfulness"
The man smiles and drives away.

Well a couple of months pass and the first two guys are driving around and then they see the third guy crying on the sidewalk. So they go up to him and say "You got this really nice car and you are crying!?! What's wrong?"

The guy looks up and says "I just saw my wife... and she was on rollar skates"