Jokes

[fritoman]

> > > > Hillary
> > > >
> > > > > Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of
> > > >St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind
> > > >him.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
> > > >a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
> > > >that she never told a lie."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
> > > >have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
> > > >entire
> > > >life."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan.