06-12-2003, 10:28 AM
REASONS WHY ITS BETTER TO BE A MAN
-You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
-Your ass is never a factor in an interview.
-Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
-You can leave the motel bed unmade.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be president.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-Foreplay is optional.
-You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
-You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
-Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You don't have to shave bellow your neck.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
-Your orgasms are real. ALWAYS.
-Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
-One mood, ALL the time.
-You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
-Your ass is never a factor in an interview.
-Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
-You can leave the motel bed unmade.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be president.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-Foreplay is optional.
-You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
-You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
-Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You don't have to shave bellow your neck.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
-Your orgasms are real. ALWAYS.
-Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
-One mood, ALL the time.