I've read that same exact sex therapy joke... word for word... where did you find it scrye? :blink:
Can't remember if I posted this one before...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Thought I'd also throw in a quote from my friend...
"man, if I had a good voice, and an ass, I would be a god"
-My buddy, The Bisc
Oh, and incidentally, statistics show that guys spend more time on the phone than women.
Can't remember if I posted this one before...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Thought I'd also throw in a quote from my friend...
"man, if I had a good voice, and an ass, I would be a god"
-My buddy, The Bisc
Oh, and incidentally, statistics show that guys spend more time on the phone than women.