What women have in common with computers:
Nobody understand their intern logical.
The pettiest error is stocked in memory to come out at the worst moment.
When you have one, you realize that you must spend half of your salary to buy stuff.
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80000 blondes are in a stadium for a big meeting
Speaker: "We are all here to proof to the world that the blondes are not stupids.
Is there any volunteer ?"
A blonde stand up
Speaker: "How much is 15+15 ?"
After about 20 seconds she answers: "18"
All the blondes: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Speaker: "How much is 5+5 ?"
The blonde: "90 ?"
Everyone is dissapointed. The blonde start to cry and the 80000 blondes shout: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Speaker: "Ok...How much is 2+2 ?"
After about 1 minute she answers: "4"
The 80000 blondes: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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Men are like video: forward, backward, forward, backward..eject, stop :thinkey:
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Secretary: I have goods and a bads news
Director : Tell me the good first
Secretary: You are not sterile
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To make sure not all the women hates me: <_<
What mens have in common with computers:
They have a lot of information but no imagination.
They are supposed to help you but most of the time they are the problem.
When you have one, you realize that if you waited a little longer you would have get a more perfomant model.
Nobody understand their intern logical.
The pettiest error is stocked in memory to come out at the worst moment.
When you have one, you realize that you must spend half of your salary to buy stuff.
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80000 blondes are in a stadium for a big meeting
Speaker: "We are all here to proof to the world that the blondes are not stupids.
Is there any volunteer ?"
A blonde stand up
Speaker: "How much is 15+15 ?"
After about 20 seconds she answers: "18"
All the blondes: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Speaker: "How much is 5+5 ?"
The blonde: "90 ?"
Everyone is dissapointed. The blonde start to cry and the 80000 blondes shout: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Speaker: "Ok...How much is 2+2 ?"
After about 1 minute she answers: "4"
The 80000 blondes: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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Men are like video: forward, backward, forward, backward..eject, stop :thinkey:
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Secretary: I have goods and a bads news
Director : Tell me the good first
Secretary: You are not sterile
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To make sure not all the women hates me: <_<
What mens have in common with computers:
They have a lot of information but no imagination.
They are supposed to help you but most of the time they are the problem.
When you have one, you realize that if you waited a little longer you would have get a more perfomant model.