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Just running with Chentvin's nice jokes. ^^;;

For long married couples. Men are like computers when you're broke.

(Warning: Flooded with innuendo. Not for the light of brain.) :blink:

1) Your husband used to be top of the line, but whenever you try to run some software by him now he just makes a scratchy grunting noise and voices his disapproval as much as you'd like to get some work done.

2)He used to be perfect for you. Now you're making desperate attempts to upgrade his ram and video quality.

3)You'd like to get some of his problems taken care of but the warranty ran out several years ago.

4)Whenever you need something done and you ask him to please do it for you he gives you the BSOD. That's right. The Blank Stare of Death.

^_^
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Jokes - by Gwarsbane - 06-06-2003, 10:10 AM
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