Jokes

[fritoman]

Subject: Fire Truck
>>
>>
>>A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
>>notices
>>a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung
>>off
>>the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is
>>wearing
>>a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
>>The fire
>>fighter walks over to take a closer look.
>> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter say with
>>admiration.
>> "Thanks," says the little boy. As the fire fighter looks a little
>>closer,
>>he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the
>>cat's
>>testicles.
>> "Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you
>>how to
>>run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the
>>cat's
>>collar, I think you could go faster."
>> The little boy says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
>>have a
>>siren."