owned.
finally thought of one.
A man is talking to a woman at a bar and after a few hours, and a few drinks, they decide to go back to her place.
Just moments after walking through the door they are already getting undressed. Just when he is about to jump on top of her, they both here a car pull into the garage.
"Oh Shit! It's my husband!" the woman screams.
"Your husband? How come you didn't tell me?"
"There's no time, get in here!" and with that he found himself locked inside her bathroom with no clothes.
As the husband walked up the stairs, the only thing the woman could think to do was jump on her bed, still naked.
As soon as the husband sees her, he asks her what she is doing.
"I was....uh....i was waiting for you, lover."
"Oh," he says "in that case, let me go get ready."
And before she can stop him he walks into the bathroom and sees the nude man, trying desperately to get out the window.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the exterminator, I'm just checking out this room for infestation."
"Where are all your clothes?"
The man looks down, acting surprised that his clothes are gone and screams "Those bastards!"
finally thought of one.
A man is talking to a woman at a bar and after a few hours, and a few drinks, they decide to go back to her place.
Just moments after walking through the door they are already getting undressed. Just when he is about to jump on top of her, they both here a car pull into the garage.
"Oh Shit! It's my husband!" the woman screams.
"Your husband? How come you didn't tell me?"
"There's no time, get in here!" and with that he found himself locked inside her bathroom with no clothes.
As the husband walked up the stairs, the only thing the woman could think to do was jump on her bed, still naked.
As soon as the husband sees her, he asks her what she is doing.
"I was....uh....i was waiting for you, lover."
"Oh," he says "in that case, let me go get ready."
And before she can stop him he walks into the bathroom and sees the nude man, trying desperately to get out the window.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the exterminator, I'm just checking out this room for infestation."
"Where are all your clothes?"
The man looks down, acting surprised that his clothes are gone and screams "Those bastards!"