06-28-2003, 12:26 AM
hey now, let's not get into the theology of the smurfs. here's the scoop on donnie darko, however....:
Sean: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette...
Ron: Smurfette?
Sean: Not like some tight ass Middlesex chick, you know. Like, this cute lil blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys, like smurfette does!"
...
Ron: Smurfette f*cks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny
...
Sean: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ron: Yeah, what he does is he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape
...later, they conclude that smurfs are asexual, being that that would be the only logical way for them to reproduce.
Sean: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette...
Ron: Smurfette?
Sean: Not like some tight ass Middlesex chick, you know. Like, this cute lil blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys, like smurfette does!"
...
Ron: Smurfette f*cks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny
...
Sean: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ron: Yeah, what he does is he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape
...later, they conclude that smurfs are asexual, being that that would be the only logical way for them to reproduce.