07-07-2003, 12:30 PM
This guy was playing golf one day. On the 8th hole of his bad day, he hit his 6 iron for a 3 par
shot and powie...he got a hole in one. Suddenly, out from the hold sprang forth a genie. The genie
said "I have been locked inside the ground for 300 years and you have released me. Ask 3 wishes and I will
grant them. The only catch is that whatever you wish, your wife gets double."
The man was filled with delight and immediately spat out his first wish. "I want to be the most wealthy person in
the world."
"Your wish is granted...but your wife has twice as much money as you!"
"Ok...Ok...that's fine. Now I want to be the world's greatest golfer."
"Your wish is granted...but your wife is better and can beat you."
So the man sat for a long while...pondering his last wish. Then it came to him.
"Ok genie....I have it. You see those trees over there?"
"Yes...yes I do."
"Well...I want you to take me over to those trees and beat me half to death."
:P
shot and powie...he got a hole in one. Suddenly, out from the hold sprang forth a genie. The genie
said "I have been locked inside the ground for 300 years and you have released me. Ask 3 wishes and I will
grant them. The only catch is that whatever you wish, your wife gets double."
The man was filled with delight and immediately spat out his first wish. "I want to be the most wealthy person in
the world."
"Your wish is granted...but your wife has twice as much money as you!"
"Ok...Ok...that's fine. Now I want to be the world's greatest golfer."
"Your wish is granted...but your wife is better and can beat you."
So the man sat for a long while...pondering his last wish. Then it came to him.
"Ok genie....I have it. You see those trees over there?"
"Yes...yes I do."
"Well...I want you to take me over to those trees and beat me half to death."
:P