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Girlspeak To English Dictionary

Common phrases...

She says - English
You want - You want
We need - I want
It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want - You'll pay for this later
We need to talk - I need to complain
Sure...go ahead - I don't want you to.
I'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly - You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight. - Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! - I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights - I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. - I want a new house.
I want new curtains - and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
Hang the picture there - No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise - I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? - I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute. - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? - Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. - Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? - [Too late, your dead.]
Yes - No
No - No
Maybe - No
I'm sorry. - You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? - It's easy to fix, so you'll better get get used to it.
I'm not yelling! - Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

She says - English
The same old thing. - Nothing
Nothing. - Everything.
Everything. - My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. - It's just that you're such an ######.
I don't want to talk about it. - Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
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MORE JOKES - by GRITS - 06-27-2003, 08:22 AM
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