04-15-2003, 04:45 PM
Just like ya said...it's a roll of the dice. Here's a list of other deadly items:
Typing=long lasting painful carpel-tunnel-syndrome.
Driving=can cause death by accidents.
Skydiving=you know what can happen.
sodas=kidney damage
grilling out=carcinogenic compounds generated from red meat proteins cause mucho cancer.
sun tanning = cancer
flushing toilet extra times = depleted water supply leads to dehydration and death.
pot = makes you play with guns and accidentally shoot your friend sitting next to you (see commercial)
alcohol = makes you beat your spouse leading to sudden death syndrome
vacuum cleaners = putting your wiener in the hose will make you die.
twinkies = they're just bad and deadly
It's all relative to how you view life itself. I did SOOOO much LSD in college that I could probably cause
a flashback trip by popping my joints, but I don't regret it one bit. I cherish the time I spent with my
friends and that's really the key. Doing 'bad' stuff is not enjoyable or even wanted unless you can do
it with other people. By NO means...do I support minors using ANY drug. When you're legally an adult
you can do what j00 will and learn what everyone told you was bad.
GOD I THINK I JUST HAD A FLASHBACK!!! WTF DID I JUST WRITE???:wacko:
Typing=long lasting painful carpel-tunnel-syndrome.
Driving=can cause death by accidents.
Skydiving=you know what can happen.
sodas=kidney damage
grilling out=carcinogenic compounds generated from red meat proteins cause mucho cancer.
sun tanning = cancer
flushing toilet extra times = depleted water supply leads to dehydration and death.
pot = makes you play with guns and accidentally shoot your friend sitting next to you (see commercial)
alcohol = makes you beat your spouse leading to sudden death syndrome
vacuum cleaners = putting your wiener in the hose will make you die.
twinkies = they're just bad and deadly
It's all relative to how you view life itself. I did SOOOO much LSD in college that I could probably cause
a flashback trip by popping my joints, but I don't regret it one bit. I cherish the time I spent with my
friends and that's really the key. Doing 'bad' stuff is not enjoyable or even wanted unless you can do
it with other people. By NO means...do I support minors using ANY drug. When you're legally an adult
you can do what j00 will and learn what everyone told you was bad.
GOD I THINK I JUST HAD A FLASHBACK!!! WTF DID I JUST WRITE???:wacko: