08-18-2004, 10:06 AM
Bring your fat ones your stupid ones your blonde ones your darwins! Bring jokes of all sizes and color!
Alright, so to start it off:
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mudhole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get help from the farmer to help pull him out. The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can't be found! So he drives the farmers Mercedes down to the mud hole, and throws some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope around his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving the horse from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mudhole! The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he streched over the width of the hole and said: "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!" and the chicken did, and pulled himself to safety!
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pickup chicks.
Alright, so to start it off:
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mudhole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get help from the farmer to help pull him out. The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can't be found! So he drives the farmers Mercedes down to the mud hole, and throws some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope around his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving the horse from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mudhole! The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he streched over the width of the hole and said: "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!" and the chicken did, and pulled himself to safety!
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pickup chicks.